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Bird Box (2018)
This goes so hard
how are you born an innocent baby and grow up to think property rights are more important than giving homeless people shelter
*wakes up in my own bed on a regular day* what? is this hell? am I in hell?
Twin Peaks: The Return (2018)
I’ve never been so satisfied watching a bearded dragon eat blueberries. 12/10 must watch!
Everything in life is better now
no one eats blueberries faster…
[audio transcript]
Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.
Man: Give him my love.
Woman: Will do.
[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]
Woman: SQUAWK
Bird: SQUAWK
THE END
Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema