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Posted on 26th Dec at 9:04 PM, with 37,652 notes

voresimulator:

how are you born an innocent baby and grow up to think property rights are more important than giving homeless people shelter

Posted on 20th Dec at 9:32 PM, with 522,774 notes

concepthuman:

paintedreptile:

I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.


Yes the fly was removed afterwards.

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Posted on 20th Dec at 9:32 PM, with 223,682 notes

urbancatfitters:

*wakes up in my own bed on a regular day* what? is this hell? am I in hell?

Posted on 19th Jun at 11:17 PM, with 486,658 notes

netlfix:

netlfix:

whats ET short for?

because he’s got little legs

Posted on 19th Jun at 11:14 PM, with 287,150 notes

scotchtapeofficial:

potheadpotter:

animalrates:

I’ve never been so satisfied watching a bearded dragon eat blueberries. 12/10 must watch!

Everything in life is better now

no one eats blueberries faster…

Posted on 18th Jun at 12:00 AM, with 525,470 notes

stability:

vespertineflora:

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

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